After surviving a near-fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cook (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming the First Dates bartender while learning to cope after losing his sense of taste. Looking for something spicy in his life (and also a fluzo condenser), Wade must fight against ninjas, yakuzas and a herd of sexually aggressive dogs while traveling around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship and taste, finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted cup of Best Lover of the World.